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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.

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pheretic:

youngblackandvegan:

akbrrdatt:

thinksquad:

"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson

This is the world we live in.

just awful

I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement 

I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement” 

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Anonymous asked: Who's sass king supreme?

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

This motherfucker right here: 

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Funny side note:

Phoenix Con my son and I met Mark Sheppard. My son (CJ) insisted that Crowley was a bad guy but Mark said, “I helped the boys out, I gave Bobby his legs back! I brought Dean back!”

CJ says, “As a demon!”

(Yes, my nine year old was arguing with Mark Sheppard, if you knew him you wouldn’t be surprised.)

Mark says, “What if that was the only way?”

CJ looks at Mark for a full ten seconds, doesn’t say anything and then sticks his hand out and Mark shakes his hand and CJ says, “Have a good day, Mr. Crowley.” Turns on his heel and marches away.

Literally left Mark and I speechless. 

I am answering literally any anons right now. 

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

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in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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